Top 10 worst dating advice cliches

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Thank god magic is here to sort things out, with a creepily metaphoric connection of golden ‘sparks’.

I want to share a mindspace with a member of the opposite sex, never mind their destined snuggle-buddy! For some reason, Bellatrix Lestrange gave up her heir to a pair of muggle dentists, and Hermione’s known this whole time.

I can’t remember if there was ever a ‘transfer student’ at Hogwarts… And thank god that the main characters trust this new American so easily and quickly.

But thank Merlin that the fanfiction writers can stick an American in there, to liven up Hogwarts with the good ol’ USA. Otherwise, they may end up- y’know- , or exploring their sexuality with people other than their soulmates.

But let’s not pretend that Snape is only mean to Harry because he is très Severus Snape hates Harry because Snape is a bitter, cruel old crow, who sees Harry as both the cause of Lily’s death, and a symbol of her love for James Potter. It has created some of the most fascinating fanfictions that I’ve ever read.

I hate Snape just as much as anyone else, although I can appreciate that he is a nuanced, interesting character. We were told by a few other couples about the M&M game.The game consisted of putting an M&M in a jar each time we did the, uh, wild monkey dance together throughout the first year of marriage.Thirteen years ago, after Casey and I let the cat out of the bag and told everyone we were engaged, we were both bombarded with marriage tips.Some of that advice was good advice and some of that advice was… Unfortunately for us, we didn’t know which tips were good tips and which tips were bad tips.And I’m also sure that some of the advice I would give to a newlywed couple would turn out to be terrible advice for them in the end as well.